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Most Authoritarian: 15,270thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,225thLargest Populations: 19,873rd
The Federal Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Océano
Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Rare

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Canarian Isles

Population19.238 billion

CapitalThe two Capital Cities
LeaderLennart
FaithChristianity

Currencyeuro
Animalcanary

The Federal Republic of Canarian Isles is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Lennart with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The cynical, devout population of 19.238 billion Canarians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The two Capital Cities. The average income tax rate is 55.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Canarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,418 trillion euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 73,745 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lennart is called 'Patches' at international summits, ministers are now allowed to put suggestions in the governmental suggestion box, citizens who fail to follow the official national religion are executed, and pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Canarian Isles's national animal is the canary, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Canarian Isles is ranked 33,454th in the world and 3rd in Lennart for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 5,546.95 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Most Authoritarian: 15,270thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 18,225thLargest Populations: 19,873rdHighest Economic Output: 22,840thMost Income Equality: 27,341stLargest Black Market: 31,108thSafest: 33,020thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 33,454th
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Canarian Isles was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Safest.
  • : Following new legislation in Canarian Isles, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi.
  • : Following new legislation in Canarian Isles, citizens who fail to follow the official national religion are executed.
  • : Following new legislation in Canarian Isles, ministers are now allowed to put suggestions in the governmental suggestion box.
  • : Following new legislation in Canarian Isles, Lennart is called 'Patches' at international summits.
  • : Following new legislation in Canarian Isles, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients.
  • : Canarian Isles was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in Canarian Isles, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes.
  • : Following new legislation in Canarian Isles, a little pushing and pulling is needed for big ships to pass.
  • : Following new legislation in Canarian Isles, blind students are at a disadvantage now that test papers printed in braille have been discontinued.

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