The Federal Republic of Canlonia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Mason Davenport with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.794 billion Canlonians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Graceton and Homer City. The average income tax rate is 9.7%.

The strong Canlonian economy, worth 98.5 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Retail, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 54,897 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Nudity is frowned upon, foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses, and the government has an "easy come, easy go" policy on youth crime. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Canlonia's national animal is the dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Canlonia is ranked 172,614^th in the world and 4,123^rd in The North Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 67.2 billion Standard Monetary Units.