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Most Valuable International Artwork: 633rdMost Secular: 3,038thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,171st
The I Dont Really Care of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
(Backflips Into Lawn Chair)
The Cool Kid That's not Really Cool
WA Delegate
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population3.035 billion

CapitalNothing Is Possible
LeaderThe Cool Kid That's not Really Cool
FaithI thought Europe was a country

CurrencyTrading Card
AnimalFour legged creature

The I Dont Really Care of Canogally is a massive, safe nation, ruled by The Cool Kid That's not Really Cool with an even hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 3.035 billion card-collectors have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nothing Is Possible. The average income tax rate is 52.3%.

The frighteningly efficient card-collecting economy, worth 450 trillion Trading Cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 148,456 Trading Cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects, the government has implemented minimum wage laws, foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country, and roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it. Crime is totally unknown. Canogally's national animal is the Four legged creature, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is I thought Europe was a country.

Canogally is ranked 54,018th in the world and 13th in The levellers for Most Average, scoring 41.89 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 633rdTop
Most Secular: 3,038thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,171stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,241stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,499thLargest Retail Industry: 4,023rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,270thMost Efficient Economies: 8,373rdLargest Welfare Programs: 8,752ndTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 9,373rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,463rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,560thFattest Citizens: 10,676thMost Cultured: 10,825thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,970thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,538thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,386thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,414thHighest Average Incomes: 13,475thMost Inclusive: 14,186thHighest Disposable Incomes: 14,382ndMost Developed: 15,239thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17,271stNicest Citizens: 17,392nd
Largest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 6 » Calibert, Mohacian, The Celtic Dragon, Loxenia, The Good People of The Good Land, and BBCPart2.

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