The Confederation of CANZUK 1 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by PM James Mardock with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.813 billion CANZUKS enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rotation of four cities. The average income tax rate is 59.9%.

The frighteningly efficient CANZUKIAN economy, worth 287 trillion Crowns a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 158,387 Crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Clergy never mention brand names for fear of losing their government subsidies, people who make the leader's blood boil get boiled, foreigners must sell an arm and a leg to afford surgery in CANZUK 1, and fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CANZUK 1's national animal is the Deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

CANZUK 1 is ranked 15,765^th in the world and 499^th in The East Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 8,467.06 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.