Capatalist Democratic Republic
Population | 2.93 billion |
Capital | New Bozo City |
Leader | Jeff bozo |
Faith | Bozoism |
Currency | Mark |
Animal | Glock |
The Meth Induced Nation of Capatalist Democratic Republic is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Jeff bozo with an iron fist, and renowned for its teetotalling pirates, infamous sell-swords, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.93 billion Capitalists are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Bozo City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Capitalist economy, worth 489 trillion Marks a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 167,212 Marks, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.
The end of communism came with retail rather than revolution, Jeff bozo's opponents have adopted dogs to chase away the mailman, subsidisation of Big Pharma has stopped many corporate executives from having to sell their second homes, and commemorative mugs remembering last year's Black Friday Crockery Riots are a best seller this year. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Capatalist Democratic Republic's national animal is the Glock, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Bozoism.
Capatalist Democratic Republic is ranked 238,619th in the world and 7,756th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 22.12086778708 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Capatalist Democratic Republic's influence in Lazarus rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Capatalist Democratic Republic was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare and Largest Information Technology Sector.
- : Capatalist Democratic Republic changed its national nation type to "Meth Induced Nation".
- : Capatalist Democratic Republic changed its national nation type to "Meth Induced Nation of".
- : Following new legislation in Capatalist Democratic Republic, commemorative mugs remembering last year's Black Friday Crockery Riots are a best seller this year.
- : Following new legislation in Capatalist Democratic Republic, subsidisation of Big Pharma has stopped many corporate executives from having to sell their second homes.
- : Following new legislation in Capatalist Democratic Republic, Jeff bozo's opponents have adopted dogs to chase away the mailman.
- : Capatalist Democratic Republic was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes and Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
- : Following new legislation in Capatalist Democratic Republic, the end of communism came with retail rather than revolution.
- : Following new legislation in Capatalist Democratic Republic, Harry Potter books are banned.