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Most Patriotic: 3,203rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,394thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,261st
The Meth Induced Nation of
Iron Fist Consumerists
I like ruining my peoples lives
Jeff bozo
Influence
Newcomer
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Capatalist Democratic Republic

Population2.93 billion

CapitalNew Bozo City
LeaderJeff bozo
FaithBozoism

CurrencyMark
AnimalGlock

The Meth Induced Nation of Capatalist Democratic Republic is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Jeff bozo with an iron fist, and renowned for its teetotalling pirates, infamous sell-swords, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.93 billion Capitalists are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Bozo City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Capitalist economy, worth 489 trillion Marks a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 167,212 Marks, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

The end of communism came with retail rather than revolution, Jeff bozo's opponents have adopted dogs to chase away the mailman, subsidisation of Big Pharma has stopped many corporate executives from having to sell their second homes, and commemorative mugs remembering last year's Black Friday Crockery Riots are a best seller this year. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Capatalist Democratic Republic's national animal is the Glock, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Bozoism.

Capatalist Democratic Republic is ranked 238,619th in the world and 7,756th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 22.12086778708 days.

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Most Patriotic: 3,203rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,394thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,261stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,639thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,238thMost Conservative: 9,015thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,405thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 12,809thTop
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Most Devout: 15,495thLargest Black Market: 15,649thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,298thHighest Average Incomes: 16,768thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,887thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 19,756thMost Authoritarian: 20,341stLargest Governments: 20,664thMost Efficient Economies: 20,852ndLowest Crime Rates: 20,940thMost Advanced Public Transport: 22,293rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 23,450thHighest Average Tax Rates: 25,312th
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Most Patriotic: 133rd in the regionMost Conservative: 297th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 304th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 384th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 499th in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 704th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 827th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 881st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 916th in the regionMost Devout: 925th in the regionMost Extreme: 1,010th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,026th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,028th in the region

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