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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,491stMost Avoided: 2,541stLargest Retail Industry: 2,696th
The Republic of
Corporate Police State
profit before people
Midas
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Capitalistic megacorporations

Population1.242 billion

Capitalcupiditas
LeaderMidas

Currencyshekels
AnimalDonkey

The Republic of Capitalistic megacorporations is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Midas with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, frequent executions, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.242 billion Capitalistic megacorporationsians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of cupiditas. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Capitalistic megacorporationsian economy, worth 217 trillion shekels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 175,135 shekels, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,188,291 per year while the poor average 9,468, a ratio of 125 to 1.

Nuclear submarines have been deployed to protect the nation's banana supply, citizens buy season tickets on a 20-year payment plan, a third of Capitalistic megacorporationsians are e-certified CEOs, and a punitive tax has been placed on harmful emissions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Capitalistic megacorporations's national animal is the Donkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Capitalistic megacorporations is ranked 214,893rd in the world and 9th in The Axis of Evil for Most Politically Free, scoring 14 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,491stTop
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Most Avoided: 2,541stLargest Retail Industry: 2,696thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,779thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,018thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,356thFattest Citizens: 3,760thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,820thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,026thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,091stMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,186thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,620thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,922ndLargest Mining Sector: 8,047thHighest Average Incomes: 9,600thMost Efficient Economies: 9,788thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,028thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 12,096thLargest Gambling Industry: 12,512thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,562ndMost Conservative: 17,245thLargest Black Market: 18,485thMost Subsidized Industry: 22,875thSmartest Citizens: 23,751st
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Capitalistic megacorporations, a punitive tax has been placed on harmful emissions.
  • : Following new legislation in Capitalistic megacorporations, a third of Capitalistic megacorporationsians are e-certified CEOs.
  • : Following new legislation in Capitalistic megacorporations, citizens buy season tickets on a 20-year payment plan.
  • : Following new legislation in Capitalistic megacorporations, nuclear submarines have been deployed to protect the nation's banana supply.
  • : Following new legislation in Capitalistic megacorporations, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public.
  • : Capitalistic megacorporations was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Following new legislation in Capitalistic megacorporations, adult magazines are having a sales resurgence as internet anonymity disappears.
  • : Following new legislation in Capitalistic megacorporations, personal injury lawyers are demanding compensation from the government after recent reductions in manufacturer liability.
  • : Following new legislation in Capitalistic megacorporations, citizens need a magnifying glass and color chart to distinguish between nearly identical brand labels.
  • : Capitalistic megacorporations was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry and Smartest Citizens.

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