Population | 17.286 billion |
Capital | Westminster |
Leader | the Governor |
Currency | betale |
Animal | deer |
The State of Caramona is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 17.286 billion Caramonans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.1%.
The strong Caramonan economy, worth a remarkable 1,146 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 66,322 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 450,909 per year while the poor average 3,563, a ratio of 126 to 1.
The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, Caramona has designated Westminster as its capital city, The Governor has just been declared ruler of Caramona in an international press conference, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Caramona's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.
Caramona is ranked 6,476th in the world and 1st in Trinidad and Tobago for Most Stationary, with 2,891.77687842828 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Caramona was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
- : Caramona proposed constructing embassies between Trinidad and Tobago and Soviet Spawn.
- : Caramona agreed to construct embassies between Trinidad and Tobago and Modorra.
- : Caramona was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
- : Caramona agreed to construct embassies between Trinidad and Tobago and Napoli.
- : Caramona agreed to construct embassies between Trinidad and Tobago and Quezon city.
- : Caramona agreed to construct embassies between Trinidad and Tobago and Anglosphere.
- : Caramona was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
- : Caramona agreed to construct embassies between Trinidad and Tobago and The Atlantic Islands.
- : Caramona agreed to construct embassies between Trinidad and Tobago and Kaituma.