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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 6,091stMost Armed: 8,200thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8,713th
The Republic of
Moralistic Democracy
Card Farming
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Some

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Card Farmer 1995

Population493 million

Currencycards
Animalfarming

The Republic of Card Farmer 1995 is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, ban on automobiles, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 493 million Card Farmer 1995ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 42.4%.

The very strong Card Farmer 1995ian economy, worth 38.1 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Furniture Restoration, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 77,335 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, women who display their ankles are shunned by society, farm turkeys are given high doses of antidepressants to take their minds off the holiday season, and many Card Farmer 1995ians are their brothers' keepers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Card Farmer 1995's national animal is the farming, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Card Farmer 1995 is ranked 6,091st in the world and 54th in Birb for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 7,085.4 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 6,091stMost Armed: 8,200thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8,713thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,255thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,725thMost Conservative: 13,898th
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Most Conservative: 28th in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 39th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 54th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 169th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 244th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 271st in the regionMost Armed: 278th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Card Farmer 1995, many Card Farmer 1995ians are their brothers' keepers.
  • : Following new legislation in Card Farmer 1995, farm turkeys are given high doses of antidepressants to take their minds off the holiday season.
  • : Following new legislation in Card Farmer 1995, women who display their ankles are shunned by society.
  • : Following new legislation in Card Farmer 1995, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes.
  • : Following new legislation in Card Farmer 1995, a five-year-old and a convicted terrorist can sit alongside one another in jury service.
  • : Following new legislation in Card Farmer 1995, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak.
  • : Following new legislation in Card Farmer 1995, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.
  • : Following new legislation in Card Farmer 1995, citizens have an obligation to remain silent and anything they say may be used against them.
  • : Following new legislation in Card Farmer 1995, unpopular politicians are often caught between a rock and a hard place.
  • : Following new legislation in Card Farmer 1995, religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else.

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