Population | 11.434 billion |
Capital | Underworld Card Farm |
Currency | baht |
Animal | unicorn |
The Sultanate of CardFarmer93535360 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, rampant corporate plagiarism, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 11.434 billion Card Farmers are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Underworld Card Farm. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 78.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Card Farmer economy, worth a remarkable 2,857 trillion baht a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 249,929 baht, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,348,409 per year while the poor average 24,039, a ratio of 56.1 to 1.
Heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste, casino tax breaks are even bigger than their jackpots, fan-made edits of old films have seen a sudden jump in quality, and government-run brothels can be found on every street corner. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CardFarmer93535360's national animal is the unicorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
CardFarmer93535360 is ranked 13,179th in the world and 2nd in CardoTerraFormation for Most Stationary, with 1,920.25764603432 days.
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- : CardFarmer93535360 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
- : CardFarmer93535360 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
- : CardFarmer93535360 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
- : CardFarmer93535360 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
- : CardFarmer93535360 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
- : CardFarmer93535360 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
- : CardFarmer93535360 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
- : CardFarmer93535360 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.
- : CardFarmer93535360 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.
- : CardFarmer93535360 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.