The Semi-Harmless Democracy of Cardimon is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Rowan Atkinson with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.122 billion Cardimonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of I will change this. The average income tax rate is 14.0%.

The Cardimonian economy, worth 53.4 trillion Flamin' Hot Funyuns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Trout Farming. Average income is 47,561 Flamin' Hot Funyuns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Glancing at the car radio display while driving is treated as attempted homicide, all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons', blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour, and the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force. Cardimon's national animal is the Dragon.

Cardimon is ranked 46,278^th in the world and 929^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Secular, with 28.73 Atheism Rate.