by Max Barry

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Largest Mining Sector: 1,047thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,931stLargest Black Market: 1,984th
The Protectorate of
Psychotic Dictatorship
I'm Not Dead Yet!
Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Cardmania9002

Population10.923 billion

CurrencyMoney
AnimalZebra

The Protectorate of Cardmania9002 is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, aversion to nipples, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.923 billion Cardmania9002ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 72.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cardmania9002ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,385 trillion Monies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 218,379 Monies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sex changes are routinely performed at Cardmania9002's hospitals, what's in your genes matters more than what's in your jeans, male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness', and foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Cardmania9002's national animal is the Zebra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Cardmania9002 is ranked 152,037th in the world and 2nd in UNION DE BORICUAS for Most Stationary, with 152.23464562532 days.

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Largest Mining Sector: 1,047thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,931stLargest Black Market: 1,984thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 4,194thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,725thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,953rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,997thLargest Retail Industry: 6,049thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,613thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,086thMost Efficient Economies: 7,661stHighest Average Incomes: 7,884thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,028thHighest Economic Output: 9,755thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,825thMost Avoided: 10,375thNudest: 10,733rdMost Patriotic: 11,729thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13,451stTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,785thSmartest Citizens: 21,066thLargest Governments: 21,157thMost Scientifically Advanced: 23,018thLargest Publishing Industry: 23,563rdMost Cultured: 26,669thMost Advanced Public Transport: 29,087th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania9002, foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania9002, male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness'.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania9002, what's in your genes matters more than what's in your jeans.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania9002, sex changes are routinely performed at Cardmania9002's hospitals.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania9002, army uniforms are replaced en masse to accommodate adult soldiers.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania9002, business is banging at no-tell motels.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania9002, official medical guidelines insist that childbirth is 'almost totally painless'.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania9002, flash floods that dams could have controlled regularly ravage small towns in mountain valleys.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania9002, the government is reining in public spending.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania9002, Cardmania9002ian husbands are dead good at fathering kids.

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