Population | 10.923 billion |
Currency | Money |
Animal | Zebra |
The Protectorate of Cardmania9002 is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, aversion to nipples, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.923 billion Cardmania9002ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 72.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Cardmania9002ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,385 trillion Monies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 218,379 Monies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Sex changes are routinely performed at Cardmania9002's hospitals, what's in your genes matters more than what's in your jeans, male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness', and foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Cardmania9002's national animal is the Zebra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Cardmania9002 is ranked 152,037th in the world and 2nd in UNION DE BORICUAS for Most Stationary, with 152.23464562532 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania9002, foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania9002, male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness'.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania9002, what's in your genes matters more than what's in your jeans.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania9002, sex changes are routinely performed at Cardmania9002's hospitals.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania9002, army uniforms are replaced en masse to accommodate adult soldiers.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania9002, business is banging at no-tell motels.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania9002, official medical guidelines insist that childbirth is 'almost totally painless'.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania9002, flash floods that dams could have controlled regularly ravage small towns in mountain valleys.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania9002, the government is reining in public spending.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania9002, Cardmania9002ian husbands are dead good at fathering kids.