Population | 10.89 billion |
Currency | Yen |
Animal | Tiger |
The Principality of Cardmania90040 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.89 billion Cardmania90040ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 84.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Cardmania90040ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,239 trillion Yen a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 205,650 Yen, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
Clumsy self-injury is a viable claim in modern compensation culture, pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, and orange is the new black for judicial robes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cardmania90040's national animal is the Tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Cardmania90040 is ranked 116,713th in the world and 42nd in Lily for Most Stationary, with 320.08155209212 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Cardmania90040's influence in Lily rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
- : Cardmania90040 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates and Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90040, orange is the new black for judicial robes.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90040, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90040, pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90040, clumsy self-injury is a viable claim in modern compensation culture.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90040, all children's clothes come in only cream and off-white to prevent offense.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90040, the first sword of Cardmania90040 does not run.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90040, more than one company makes the board game Monopoly.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90040, many marriages go virtually unconsummated.