Population | 24.423 billion |
Capital | Friedmangrad |
Leader | CEO Moneybags |
Faith | Worship of Money |
Currency | Credit |
Animal | Cash Deer |
The Libertarian Paradise of Cashdeer is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by CEO Moneybags with a fair hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, ritual sacrifices, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 24.423 billion Cashdeers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken individuals is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Law & Order and Environment not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Friedmangrad. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Cashdeerian economy, worth an astonishing 13,039 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 533,902 Credits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,783,697 per year while the poor average 25,145, a ratio of 150 to 1.
People are often woken up by rubbish music, the Cashdeerian Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas, the Great Cashdeerian Desert is reputedly the most uninhabitable place in the region, and claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Cashdeer's national animal is the Cash Deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Worship of Money.
Cashdeer is ranked 8,968th in the world and 3rd in Pontbridge Islands for Largest Black Market, with 130 trillion Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
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Cashdeer, claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges.
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Cashdeer, the Great Cashdeerian Desert is reputedly the most uninhabitable place in the region.
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Cashdeer, the Cashdeerian Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas.
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Cashdeer, people are often woken up by rubbish music.
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Cashdeer, preservative-laden Cashdeerian cheeses will be as edible when archaeologists dig them up next millennium.
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Cashdeer, no one is worried about government policies any more.
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Cashdeer, nose plugs are the latest Cashdeerian fashion accessory.
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Cashdeer, chest pains are considered part of the dining experience in Cashdeerian restaurants.
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Cashdeer, the nation is famous for having one of the world's largest Cash Deer hunting institutions.
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Cashdeer, roosters that herald the rising sun are immediately sent to the slaughterhouse.