by Max Barry

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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,172ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,229thMost Armed: 2,362nd
The Incorporated States of
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Population1.618 billion

CapitalFortress city of Kirk
LeaderLuciana V

Currencycaskistalanarisk dollar
Animalperegrine falcon

The Incorporated States of CaskistalanarisKirkjubjark is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Luciana V with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, strictly enforced bedtime, and lack of airports. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.618 billion CaskistalanarisKirkjubjarkians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fortress city of Kirk. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 53.2%.

The frighteningly efficient CaskistalanarisKirkjubjarkian economy, worth 278 trillion caskistalanarisk dollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 171,928 caskistalanarisk dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,017,880 per year while the poor average 13,400, a ratio of 76.0 to 1.

Beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings, the government is rumored to hire body doubles whose full-time jobs are to cry at public events, the military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings", and a stocking with a crooked seam or a tie without a full Windsor knot are grounds for instant dismissal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CaskistalanarisKirkjubjark's national animal is the peregrine falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

CaskistalanarisKirkjubjark is ranked 35,550th in the world and 1,296th in the West Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 4,722.23 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,172ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,229thMost Armed: 2,362ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,819thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,166thMost Avoided: 3,810thMost Influential: 4,664thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,688thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,859thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,625thLargest Retail Industry: 6,757thLargest Black Market: 7,263rdMost Efficient Economies: 8,388thMost Devout: 9,128thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,186thHighest Average Incomes: 9,491stTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 10,693rdLargest Mining Sector: 10,900thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12,507thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 13,923rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 18,359thLargest Governments: 18,469thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,506thMost Authoritarian: 20,468thMost Developed: 20,470th
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 41st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 44th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 45th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 48th in the regionMost Armed: 55th in the regionTop
Most Avoided: 76th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 92nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 100th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 115th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 143rd in the regionMost Devout: 147th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 159th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 163rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 174th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 184th in the regionMost Influential: 189th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 202nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 210th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 251st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 279th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 350th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 435th in the regionMost Developed: 436th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 456th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 473rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 529th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 582nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 622nd in the region

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