The Empire of Catland Germany is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 450 million Catland Germanyians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Law & Order, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 67.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Catland Germanyian economy, worth 37.4 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 83,112 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

This year's hottest fashion trend is the Lese Majeste collection, toddlers are wielding machine guns in the name of national defense, cold medicines curiously become cheaper when government officials sneeze, and groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Catland Germany's national animal is the Cats, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Catland Germany is ranked 9,866^th in the world and 258^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Authoritarian, with 4,804.62 milliStalins.