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Most Secular: 5thFattest Citizens: 10thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 15th
The Automotive Principality of
Compulsory Consumerist State
One nation under il cavallino rampante
Influence
Superpower
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Economy
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Cavallino33

Population32.399 billion

CapitalMaranello
LeaderEmperor Enzo Cavallino

CurrencyEnzo
Animalcavallino

The Automotive Principality of Cavallino33 is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Enzo Cavallino with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, unlimited-speed roads, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 32.399 billion Cavallinians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maranello. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Cavallinian economy, worth an astonishing 23,705 trillion Enzoes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is a breathtaking 731,674 Enzoes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,426,720 per year while the poor average 29,364, a ratio of 184 to 1.

Immigrant herding has become a national pastime, jaywalking is punishable by public flogging, Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case, and endocrinology is a rapidly growing field of study. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Cavallino33's national animal is the cavallino, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Cavallino33 is ranked 69th in the world and 1st in Allied Automobile Empire for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 23,384.82 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Most Secular: 5thFattest Citizens: 10thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 15thMost Scientifically Advanced: 24thMost Avoided: 27thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 29thHighest Disposable Incomes: 31stMost Corrupt Governments: 34thLargest Insurance Industry: 38thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 41stHighest Economic Output: 43rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 43rdLargest Gambling Industry: 44thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 45thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 53rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 54thHighest Average Incomes: 61stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 61stLargest Mining Sector: 65thLargest Retail Industry: 67thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 69thLargest Agricultural Sector: 83rdRudest Citizens: 102ndMost Efficient Economies: 126thMost Stationary: 297thLargest Information Technology Sector: 371stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 435thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 534thLargest Governments: 641stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,105thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,115thLargest Populations: 1,542ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,052ndTop
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Smartest Citizens: 2,682ndLowest Crime Rates: 3,704thMost Influential: 4,414thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,064thLargest Black Market: 5,660thTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,774thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,755thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 16,014thHighest Drug Use: 18,272ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,897th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cavallino33, endocrinology is a rapidly growing field of study.
  • : Following new legislation in Cavallino33, Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case.
  • : Following new legislation in Cavallino33, jaywalking is punishable by public flogging.
  • : Cavallino33 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Cavallino33, immigrant herding has become a national pastime.
  • : Following new legislation in Cavallino33, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge.
  • : Following new legislation in Cavallino33, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner.
  • : Following new legislation in Cavallino33, recorded music can be rented but not bought from record companies.
  • : Following new legislation in Cavallino33, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
  • : Following new legislation in Cavallino33, self-driving cars occasionally mow down pedestrians to avoid inconveniencing passengers.

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