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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,448thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,484thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,159th
The Exarch Cooki of
Capitalist Paradise
#Everyone blows up labs at some point in their career.
Cooki
Influence
Shoeshiner
Exarch
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Excellent

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CaveDweller

Population4.758 billion

CapitalArdere
LeaderCooki
FaithArembiasm

CurrencyCookie
AnimalEevee

The Exarch Cooki of CaveDweller is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Cooki with an even hand, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, otherworldly petting zoo, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 4.758 billion Arderians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ardere. The average income tax rate is 20.1%.

The all-consuming CaveDwellerian economy, worth 508 trillion Cookies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 106,834 Cookies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Tourists are kicked out if they express interest in their national sport, the jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism, ambulances aren't allowed to overtake hearses, and the police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CaveDweller's national animal is the Eevee, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Arembiasm.

CaveDweller is ranked 71,884th in the world and 2,599th in the Pacific for Largest Governments, scoring 15.59 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,448thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 7,484thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,159thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10,064thTop
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Most Pacifist: 12,665thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,444thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16,613thMost Influential: 16,881stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 17,114thLargest Retail Industry: 18,431stRudest Citizens: 18,522ndMost Cultured: 18,856thMost Devout: 21,531st
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 58th in the regionTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 218th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 252nd in the regionMost Influential: 290th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 300th in the regionRudest Citizens: 315th in the regionMost Stationary: 356th in the regionMost Pacifist: 365th in the regionMost Cultured: 425th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 429th in the regionLargest Populations: 461st in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 531st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 627th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 680th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 731st in the regionMost Developed: 761st in the regionMost Devout: 789th in the regionSafest: 803rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 805th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 806th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 808th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 822nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 836th in the regionMost Inclusive: 844th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 883rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 915th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 927th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 930th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 952nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 974th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : CaveDweller was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Safest.
  • : Following new legislation in CaveDweller, the police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs.
  • : Following new legislation in CaveDweller, ambulances aren't allowed to overtake hearses.
  • : Following new legislation in CaveDweller, the jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism.
  • : CaveDweller was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Capitalist Paradise".
  • : Following new legislation in CaveDweller, tourists are kicked out if they express interest in their national sport.
  • : Following new legislation in CaveDweller, posh restaurants scatter glass fragments on the dining room floor to keep out barefoot undesirables.
  • : CaveDweller was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in CaveDweller, Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case.
  • : Following new legislation in CaveDweller, Cooki's recent "I have a dream that we will fight them by raking muck on the beaches" speech seems a little derivative to many.

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