The Protectorate of CCN 2 point 0 is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its burgeoning Ding Dong population. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 4.318 billion CCN 2 point 0ians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, outspoken government prioritizes Spirituality, with Welfare, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Environment receives no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.2%.

The very strong CCN 2 point 0ian economy, worth 288 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. Average income is 66,903 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. CCN 2 point 0's national animal is the Ding Dong.

CCN 2 point 0 is ranked 33,157^th in the world and 1^st in Confederacy of Conservative Nations for Most Politically Free, scoring 78 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.