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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 107thLargest Populations: 172ndMost Subsidized Industry: 350th
The People's Republic of
New York Times Democracy
We may have nothing, but we're willing to share it
Influence
Power
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Celdonia

Population39.081 billion

LeaderLeader

CurrencyThennat
AnimalBeaver

The People's Republic of Celdonia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 39.081 billion Celdonians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Celdonian economy, worth a remarkable 7,647 trillion Thennats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 195,680 Thennats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless, and droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Celdonia's national animal is the Beaver, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Celdonia is ranked 239,475th in the world and 2nd in Anticapitalist Alliance for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -22.86 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 107thLargest Populations: 172ndMost Subsidized Industry: 350thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 380thLargest Welfare Programs: 474thLargest Publishing Industry: 497thMost Efficient Economies: 709thHighest Economic Output: 884thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,327thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,403rdLargest Governments: 1,915thSmartest Citizens: 2,008thNicest Citizens: 2,381stTop
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Most Developed: 2,433rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,879thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,958thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,169thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,464thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,479thMost Cultured: 3,518thSafest: 3,589thLowest Crime Rates: 3,804thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,213thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,032ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,564thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,565thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,052ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,153rdMost Influential: 7,017thHighest Average Incomes: 7,126thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,213thMost Stationary: 9,762ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 10,953rdTop
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Most Inclusive: 13,133rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,194thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,304thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 18,222ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,499thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,947thMost Secular: 21,582nd

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  • : Celdonia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Celdonia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Celdonia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Developed.
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  • : Celdonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • : Celdonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Celdonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.

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