The Dolphin Approved Democracy of Celestial Wave is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President LunarCrystal with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.146 billion Celestians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of LightHaven. The average income tax rate is 74.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Celestian economy, worth 256 trillion Celestial coins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 119,412 Celestial coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

President LunarCrystal's used car is held together by bumper stickers that support the opposition, being President LunarCrystal has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs, exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies", and doctors are trying to diagnose diseases by looking at their patients' Snipchat pictures. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Celestial Wave's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Atheism.

Celestial Wave is ranked 203,811^th in the world and 12^th in SolarFlare for Fattest Citizens, with 7.63 Obesity Rate.