The Principality of Celje is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its daily referendums, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, devout population of 18.461 billion Celjeans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 39.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Celjean economy, worth a remarkable 1,151 trillion denars a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 62,385 denars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers, talking during class is a gateway to lifelong drug addiction, what's in your genes matters more than what's in your jeans, and there's more pink stuff on sale these days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Celje's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Celje is ranked 60,345^th in the world and 13^th in Lennart for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 4,099.53 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.