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Least Corrupt Governments: 2,107thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,406thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,434th
The Socialist Literary Society of
Left-wing Utopia
Not all who wander are lost
Mithrandir
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Superb

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Cellar Doors

Population8.821 billion

CapitalArda
LeaderMithrandir

CurrencyTolkien
AnimalGiant Eagle

The Socialist Literary Society of Cellar Doors is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mithrandir with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, lack of airports, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.821 billion Cellar Doorsians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arda. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The all-consuming Cellar Doorsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,122 trillion Tolkiens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 127,223 Tolkiens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Demand for gourmet white truffles is on the rise, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, Mithrandir is called 'Patches' at international summits, and royalist is the most offensive slur in the Cellar Doorsian language. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cellar Doors's national animal is the Giant Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Cellar Doors is ranked 88,474th in the world and 977th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 514.78947609008 days.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 2,107thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,406thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,434thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,448thMost Pacifist: 2,570thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,642ndTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,423rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,729thSafest: 3,789thNicest Citizens: 4,099thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,308thMost Inclusive: 4,418thBest Weather: 4,816thHighest Food Quality: 5,390thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,508thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,561stSmartest Citizens: 6,412thMost Secular: 7,082ndLongest Average Lifespans: 7,509thLargest Governments: 8,233rdHealthiest Citizens: 8,389thMost Cultured: 8,405thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,647thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,091stMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,026thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,850thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,502ndMost Rebellious Youth: 12,652ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,082ndTop
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Most Income Equality: 17,613thMost Cheerful Citizens: 17,774thMost Developed: 18,048thLowest Crime Rates: 18,129thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,359thNudest: 21,823rdHighest Economic Output: 25,935th
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Least Corrupt Governments: 78th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 103rd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 112th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 117th in the regionMost Pacifist: 117th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 133rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 140th in the regionMost Inclusive: 166th in the regionNicest Citizens: 169th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 178th in the regionSafest: 200th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 207th in the regionBest Weather: 245th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 253rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 256th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 289th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 335th in the regionMost Secular: 384th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 414th in the regionMost Cultured: 450th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 452nd in the regionLargest Governments: 452nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 500th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 517th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Free: 557th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 576th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 588th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 690th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 695th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 736th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 744th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 792nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 801st in the regionNudest: 859th in the regionMost Stationary: 977th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,004th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cellar Doors was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry and the Top 10% for Nudest.
  • : Following new legislation in Cellar Doors, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Cellar Doorsian language.
  • : Following new legislation in Cellar Doors, Mithrandir is called 'Patches' at international summits.
  • : Following new legislation in Cellar Doors, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
  • : Following new legislation in Cellar Doors, demand for gourmet white truffles is on the rise.
  • : Following new legislation in Cellar Doors, graffiti graces every city's streets.
  • : Following new legislation in Cellar Doors, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption.
  • : Following new legislation in Cellar Doors, the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in Cellar Doors, suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks.
  • : Following new legislation in Cellar Doors, Mithrandir is quite hard to get a hold of.

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