Population | 8.821 billion |
Capital | Arda |
Leader | Mithrandir |
Currency | Tolkien |
Animal | Giant Eagle |
The Socialist Literary Society of Cellar Doors is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mithrandir with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, lack of airports, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.821 billion Cellar Doorsians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arda. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.
The all-consuming Cellar Doorsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,122 trillion Tolkiens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 127,223 Tolkiens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Demand for gourmet white truffles is on the rise, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, Mithrandir is called 'Patches' at international summits, and royalist is the most offensive slur in the Cellar Doorsian language. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cellar Doors's national animal is the Giant Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Cellar Doors is ranked 88,474th in the world and 977th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 514.78947609008 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Cellar Doors was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry and the Top 10% for Nudest.
- : Following new legislation in Cellar Doors, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Cellar Doorsian language.
- : Following new legislation in Cellar Doors, Mithrandir is called 'Patches' at international summits.
- : Following new legislation in Cellar Doors, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
- : Following new legislation in Cellar Doors, demand for gourmet white truffles is on the rise.
- : Following new legislation in Cellar Doors, graffiti graces every city's streets.
- : Following new legislation in Cellar Doors, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption.
- : Following new legislation in Cellar Doors, the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists.
- : Following new legislation in Cellar Doors, suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks.
- : Following new legislation in Cellar Doors, Mithrandir is quite hard to get a hold of.