by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,242ndMost Influential: 2,386thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,824th
The Socialist Literary Society of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Not all who wander are lost
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Cellar Doors

Population2.61 billion


AnimalGiant Eagle

The Socialist Literary Society of Cellar Doors is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Mithrandir with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.61 billion Cellar Doorsians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arda. The average income tax rate is 84.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Cellar Doorsian economy, worth 191 trillion Tolkiens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is 73,226 Tolkiens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There have been reports of people marrying housepets, a primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world, travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air Cellar Doors flights to avoid the pay lavatories, and citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cellar Doors's national animal is the Giant Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Cellar Doors is ranked 9,737th in the world and 294th in The East Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,641.51 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,242ndMost Influential: 2,386thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 4,824thMost Pacifist: 6,256thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,800thMost Inclusive: 7,076thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,864thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,162ndNicest Citizens: 8,357thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,423rdBest Weather: 8,706thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,737thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,098thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,833rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,506thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 12,447thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,472ndMost Cultured: 13,187thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,708thHealthiest Citizens: 13,889thMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,189thSafest: 14,318thSmartest Citizens: 14,495thMost Secular: 14,630thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,299thHighest Drug Use: 15,374thMost Income Equality: 16,424thLowest Crime Rates: 17,850thLargest Governments: 19,496thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,690thMost Scientifically Advanced: 23,422nd
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 72nd in the regionTop
Highest Drug Use: 104th in the regionMost Influential: 123rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 165th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 167th in the regionMost Pacifist: 204th in the regionMost Inclusive: 228th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 233rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 255th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 258th in the regionNicest Citizens: 260th in the regionBest Weather: 270th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 294th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 294th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 305th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 313th in the regionMost Cultured: 356th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 359th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 391st in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 404th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 414th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 421st in the regionSafest: 470th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 477th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 483rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 502nd in the regionMost Secular: 504th in the regionNudest: 522nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 532nd in the regionLargest Governments: 558th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 588th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 676th in the regionMost Income Equality: 688th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 752nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cellar Doors was endorsed by The Federation of Republic of New India.
  • : Cellar Doors was endorsed by The Free Land of Eagle Crest.
  • : Following new legislation in Cellar Doors, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature'.
  • : Following new legislation in Cellar Doors, travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air Cellar Doors flights to avoid the pay lavatories.
  • : Cellar Doors was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Following new legislation in Cellar Doors, a primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world.
  • : Following new legislation in Cellar Doors, there have been reports of people marrying housepets.
  • : Cellar Doors voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Marrabuk".
  • : Cellar Doors voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Reducing Microplastics".
  • : Following new legislation in Cellar Doors, mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 176 » Evrigenis, Zukchiva, H-Zhena, VW53Aland, Brotherland, Pakitsk, Marrabuk, Dragons Blood, Asendavia, Axdel, Bachtendekuppen, Republic of Berzerkistan, Todd McCloud, Tretrid, The Three States of Fortuna, Drunken Seal Islands, Kalaratri, BearStackof2015, Aeljae, Mays Austrian Nation, BuciLand, A mean old man, Santa Dystopia, Bai Lung, Federated States of Zootron, FreedomIand, The Empire of Rijelv, Hexyia, Grossvietnam, Unger under over, East Malaysia, Ridann, La xinga, Kagorg Bra Corna, Eastern Hyront Scassen, New Leganes, Lanagon, Wiranath, Ripsylvania, Rhealaliit, The Almighty Country, Staynes, Roissyland, Rainbow Vests, Oofery, Lingu, Coruh, Modra, Greater New Cassandra, Acronis, and 126 others.Nevertopia, Wallenburg, Anarchica landia, Debluu, Layngderfleethe, Outer Verron Swicia Islands, Tassirion, Dannemarie, 3 14159265358979323846264, CheeseBurrito, Euricanis, Tshana, United China Nation, Sunsistan, Servants of Gizmo, Komiker Mawrysharken, Taurora, Wizardonia, Lanwa, Airrajul, Goodnamesarerare, Trimmania, Sansangra, Dravida India, Joundia, Albrook, Arasakami, Adavan, Arunika, Brova, Kucia, Roma IV, Azureano, Kaigi, A Slanted Black Stripe, Alttaea, Imperial Akatsuki, Abtracnt, Barfleur, Headpat Central, Beausylvana, Blobbo, Trulu, Arouran, Hogwarts of muggles, ArenaC, Bharatewa, Adioration, Biggstonia, Iodinia, Kriov, An Unknown End, Socialist Holy American Empire, Arkalarius, Duracell, Lorrana, Monix, United Socialist States of Amerika, The Bedford Initiative, North Bernia, Eastern Alksearia, Cacnesia, Johor DT, Federation Of Columbian Republics, Jove Mahmo, Empire of Dabiristan, Yelkinam, The solar ottomans, Khvetsch, Sudarshan, Bradion, Vogar, New Bradenia Ghost, ReeK, Enlil, The Soviet Space Commie Union, Ribanzi, Roliganistan, Mecsherstein, Nevretha, Sen Jast, Danelaw Scandinavia, CANZUK 1, Harro Waarudho, CopyCato, Heatherspike, THE Ophelia OF SYA, Blobon, Monteconstance, Rabarbarys, The Kulaata Islands, Espeon LD, Cymru Broadcasters, Elejamie, Kublam, Cameronia Excellentia, Lueva, Concentus, Interdimensional Waifus, Centrical Union, Technocratic Tagalog, The Federation of Osea and Yukotobonia, HinduRashtr, New Ailartsua, Fellon, Packilvania, Spiruvania, Crucifer, Wane, Daravon, Pirnovo, Indonesia Soekarnoisme, Impia Aghte, Vessarlian, Lyontisia, Personus, Picklonia, BowPen, Devlon, Chalan, Firlands, Eagas, From New World, Busto arsizio2, Eagle Crest, and Republic of New India.

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