The Socialist Literary Society of Cellar Doors is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Mithrandir with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.61 billion Cellar Doorsians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arda. The average income tax rate is 84.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The strong Cellar Doorsian economy, worth 191 trillion Tolkiens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is 73,226 Tolkiens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
There have been reports of people marrying housepets, a primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world, travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air Cellar Doors flights to avoid the pay lavatories, and citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cellar Doors's national animal is the Giant Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Cellar Doors was endorsed by The Federation of Republic of New India.
- : Cellar Doors was endorsed by The Free Land of Eagle Crest.
- : Following new legislation in Cellar Doors, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature'.
- : Following new legislation in Cellar Doors, travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air Cellar Doors flights to avoid the pay lavatories.
- : Cellar Doors was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Influential.
- : Following new legislation in Cellar Doors, a primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world.
- : Following new legislation in Cellar Doors, there have been reports of people marrying housepets.
- : Cellar Doors voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Marrabuk".
- : Cellar Doors voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Reducing Microplastics".
- : Following new legislation in Cellar Doors, mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights.
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