Population | 2.396 billion |
Capital | Mariline |
Leader | Queen Moramia Paleni |
Faith | Skirjisonism |
Currency | Falktike |
Animal | Cenus |
The Oppressive Personal Tyrandom of Cermiersia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Queen Moramia Paleni with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.396 billion Cermiersians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mariline. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.
The thriving Cermier economy, worth 367 trillion Falktikes a year, is highly specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 153,244 Falktikes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Truck drivers turn their engines off and coast whenever they're going downhill, the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting, anyone dissenting from the state ideology is declared "mentally ill" and whisked away in a straitjacket, and girls who wear lipstick are berated for pandering to male gazes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cermiersia's national animal is the Cenus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Skirjisonism.
Cermiersia is ranked 175,434th in the world and 1,689th in the Pacific for Most Stationary, with 88.3600476162 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Cermiersia, girls who wear lipstick are berated for pandering to male gazes.
- : Following new legislation in Cermiersia, anyone dissenting from the state ideology is declared "mentally ill" and whisked away in a straitjacket.
- : Following new legislation in Cermiersia, the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting.
- : Following new legislation in Cermiersia, truck drivers turn their engines off and coast whenever they're going downhill.
- : Following new legislation in Cermiersia, a massive campaign is underway to ensure the race of Cermiersia remains pure.
- : Following new legislation in Cermiersia, supermarket milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets.
- : Following new legislation in Cermiersia, the government has become increasingly militant.
- : Following new legislation in Cermiersia, international trade is a sticky issue.
- : Following new legislation in Cermiersia, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle.
- : Following new legislation in Cermiersia, cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes.