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Most Patriotic: 2,240thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,304thMost Authoritarian: 2,449th
The Oppressive Personal Tyrandom of
Psychotic Dictatorship
My reign is righteous and my enemies in danger
Queen Moramia Paleni
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Cermiersia

Population2.396 billion

CapitalMariline
LeaderQueen Moramia Paleni
FaithSkirjisonism

CurrencyFalktike
AnimalCenus

The Oppressive Personal Tyrandom of Cermiersia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Queen Moramia Paleni with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.396 billion Cermiersians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mariline. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The thriving Cermier economy, worth 367 trillion Falktikes a year, is highly specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 153,244 Falktikes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Truck drivers turn their engines off and coast whenever they're going downhill, the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting, anyone dissenting from the state ideology is declared "mentally ill" and whisked away in a straitjacket, and girls who wear lipstick are berated for pandering to male gazes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cermiersia's national animal is the Cenus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Skirjisonism.

Cermiersia is ranked 175,434th in the world and 1,689th in the Pacific for Most Stationary, with 88.3600476162 days.

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Most Patriotic: 2,240thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,304thMost Authoritarian: 2,449thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 3,070thMost Devout: 3,233rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,835thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,948thLargest Governments: 5,136thMost Conservative: 6,187thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,926thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,400thHealthiest Citizens: 7,779thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,881stMost Beautiful Environments: 8,446thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,888thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,920thSmartest Citizens: 9,328thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,412thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,441stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,886thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,996thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,154thBest Weather: 10,316thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,052ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,805thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,740thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,881stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,380thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,485thHighest Average Incomes: 21,071stMost Extreme: 22,443rd
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Most Authoritarian: 43rd in the regionMost Devout: 46th in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 51st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 55th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 63rd in the regionMost Extreme: 70th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 86th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 86th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 96th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 114th in the regionLargest Governments: 126th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 133rd in the regionMost Conservative: 149th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 177th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 189th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 189th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 190th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 193rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 202nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 207th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 211th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 213th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 222nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 223rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 226th in the regionBest Weather: 228th in the regionTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 240th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 251st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 282nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 299th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 330th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cermiersia, girls who wear lipstick are berated for pandering to male gazes.
  • : Following new legislation in Cermiersia, anyone dissenting from the state ideology is declared "mentally ill" and whisked away in a straitjacket.
  • : Following new legislation in Cermiersia, the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting.
  • : Following new legislation in Cermiersia, truck drivers turn their engines off and coast whenever they're going downhill.
  • : Following new legislation in Cermiersia, a massive campaign is underway to ensure the race of Cermiersia remains pure.
  • : Following new legislation in Cermiersia, supermarket milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets.
  • : Following new legislation in Cermiersia, the government has become increasingly militant.
  • : Following new legislation in Cermiersia, international trade is a sticky issue.
  • : Following new legislation in Cermiersia, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle.
  • : Following new legislation in Cermiersia, cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes.

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