The Commonwealth of Ceyloen is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister William Jantz with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.492 billion Ceylonese enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Colombo. The average income tax rate is 71.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ceyloenian economy, worth 734 trillion Ceylon Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 113,097 Ceylon Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The internal market is thriving, immigrants complain that natives keep coming over and taking their jobs, space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down, and it's believed that women's brains will overheat if they think for themselves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ceyloen's national animal is the Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Secularism.

Ceyloen is ranked 26,247^th in the world and 1,777^th in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 85.09 law-abiding acts per hour.