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Most Extreme: 1stMost Authoritarian: 149thMost Conservative: 229th
The Free Land of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Work sets you free.
Chad Thundercock
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Chads United

Population3.051 billion

CapitalMonolith
LeaderChad Thundercock
FaithThe State

CurrencyChad Credit
Animalporky

The Free Land of Chads United is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Chad Thundercock with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, avowedly heterosexual populace, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.051 billion Chads are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monolith. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Chad economy, worth 638 trillion Chad Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 209,326 Chad Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie, Chad Thundercock has been known to make speeches in fishing waders, bands of paramedics walk the streets looking for suspicious medical activity, and the most penniless demographics have by far the highest number of researchers per capita. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chads United's national animal is the porky, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The State.

Chads United is ranked 171,634th in the world and 5,203rd in the Rejected Realms for Most Armed, with 0.09 Weapons Per Person.

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Most Extreme: 1stMost Authoritarian: 149thMost Conservative: 229thMost Income Equality: 419thMost Secular: 707thMost Developed: 932ndSafest: 967thHighest Poor Incomes: 986thLowest Crime Rates: 1,004thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,141stMost Subsidized Industry: 1,249thBest Weather: 1,254thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,363rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,419thHealthiest Citizens: 1,485thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,523rdMost Efficient Economies: 1,697thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 1,730thLargest Governments: 1,949thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,014thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,033rdSmartest Citizens: 2,332ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,383rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,477thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,587thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,748thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,178thMost Cultured: 3,831stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,899thHighest Average Incomes: 5,313thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,968thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 8,712thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,430thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,683rd
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Most Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 4th in the regionMost Conservative: 5th in the regionMost Income Equality: 10th in the regionMost Developed: 27th in the regionSafest: 28th in the regionMost Secular: 30th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 31st in the regionBest Weather: 32nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 33rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 34th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 34th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 37th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 37th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 40th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 43rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 43rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 46th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 51st in the regionLargest Governments: 52nd in the regionTop
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Smartest Citizens: 54th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 57th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 64th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 69th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 70th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 75th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 88th in the regionMost Cultured: 94th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 103rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 144th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 178th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 206th in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 303rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 383rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 439th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 442nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, the most penniless demographics have by far the highest number of researchers per capita.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, bands of paramedics walk the streets looking for suspicious medical activity.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, Chad Thundercock has been known to make speeches in fishing waders.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, all the playground's a stage for Chad schoolchildren.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons'.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, drive-by spoilers are an increasingly common crime.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow.
  • : Chads United was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk.

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