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Most Extreme: 2ndMost Authoritarian: 150thMost Conservative: 225th
The Communist Utopia of
Psychotic Dictatorship
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GigaChad
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Chads United

Population4.777 billion

CapitalMonolith
LeaderGigaChad
FaithThe State

CurrencyNazi scalp
Animalkulak

The Communist Utopia of Chads United is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by GigaChad with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.777 billion Chads are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monolith. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Chad economy, worth a remarkable 1,205 trillion Nazi scalps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 252,326 Nazi scalps, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age, clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions, paranoid museum guards keep a lookout for any animated displays attempting to escape the premises after dark, and the Chad government claim that Chads are oppressed out of love. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chads United's national animal is the kulak, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The State.

Chads United is ranked 1,168th in the world and 32nd in the Rejected Realms for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 67,141.83 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.

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Most Extreme: 2ndMost Authoritarian: 150thMost Conservative: 225thMost Income Equality: 410thMost Secular: 522ndSafest: 569thHighest Poor Incomes: 633rdMost Developed: 656thLowest Crime Rates: 673rdMost Efficient Economies: 701stMost Subsidized Industry: 738thLongest Average Lifespans: 743rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 964thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,003rdHealthiest Citizens: 1,008thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,036thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,048thBest Weather: 1,159thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,168thLargest Governments: 1,249thSmartest Citizens: 1,279thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,306thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,634thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,669thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,756thMost Cultured: 1,849thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,351stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,428thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,229thHighest Average Incomes: 3,270thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,853rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,589thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,587thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,462ndLargest Welfare Programs: 13,575thHighest Economic Output: 13,956thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,577th
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Most Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 6th in the regionMost Conservative: 6th in the regionMost Income Equality: 10th in the regionSafest: 21st in the regionMost Developed: 22nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 25th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 25th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 26th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 27th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 28th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 28th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 29th in the regionMost Secular: 29th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 29th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 29th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 32nd in the regionBest Weather: 34th in the regionLargest Governments: 35th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 36th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 38th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 41st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 47th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 50th in the regionMost Cultured: 52nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 54th in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 66th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 68th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 97th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 111th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 177th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 245th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 250th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 289th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 318th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 340th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 433rd in the regionMost Stationary: 533rd in the regionMost Influential: 563rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, the Chad government claim that Chads are oppressed out of love.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, paranoid museum guards keep a lookout for any animated displays attempting to escape the premises after dark.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, government employees from Chads United dominate international lumberjack competitions.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, the police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends.

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