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Most Cheerful Citizens: 380thMost Inclusive: 479thNicest Citizens: 548th
The Tribal Democratic Union of
Left-wing Utopia
Winter is Coming.
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Champaign

Population15.155 billion

CapitalUrbana
LeaderPiper Wright
FaithRastafarianism

CurrencyDollar
AnimalOtter

The Tribal Democratic Union of Champaign is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Piper Wright with a fair hand, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, state-planned economy, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.155 billion Tribesmen are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Urbana. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Champaignian economy, worth a remarkable 2,696 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 177,949 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities, park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly, and politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income. Crime is totally unknown. Champaign's national animal is the Otter, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Rastafarianism.

Champaign is ranked 223,278th in the world and 6,001st in the West Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -25.28 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 380thMost Inclusive: 479thNicest Citizens: 548thMost Pacifist: 557thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 573rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 652ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 663rdBest Weather: 677thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 709thLargest Welfare Programs: 806thMost Beautiful Environments: 876thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,001stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,005thMost Developed: 1,052ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,139thMost Cultured: 1,225thSafest: 1,237thHealthiest Citizens: 1,237thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,289thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,554thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,592ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,633rdLargest Governments: 2,171stTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 2,358thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,469thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,508thSmartest Citizens: 2,539thMost Influential: 2,741stHighest Poor Incomes: 2,989thHighest Economic Output: 5,056thLowest Crime Rates: 5,443rdMost Subsidized Industry: 6,957thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,001stHighest Average Incomes: 8,740thMost Efficient Economies: 8,770thTop
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Largest Populations: 13,832ndMost Income Equality: 14,589thMost Stationary: 14,671stLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,538thMost Secular: 19,435th
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Most Inclusive: 8th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 9th in the regionNicest Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 13th in the regionMost Pacifist: 15th in the regionBest Weather: 15th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 17th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 17th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 18th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 18th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 19th in the regionSafest: 25th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 25th in the regionMost Cultured: 25th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 25th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 28th in the regionMost Developed: 30th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 31st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 31st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 33rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 33rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 37th in the regionLargest Governments: 46th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 55th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 59th in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 74th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 92nd in the regionMost Influential: 95th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 110th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 112th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 120th in the regionLargest Populations: 125th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 171st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 182nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 198th in the regionNudest: 218th in the regionMost Stationary: 222nd in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 426th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 468th in the regionMost Income Equality: 474th in the regionMost Secular: 507th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Champaign, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income.
  • : Following new legislation in Champaign, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly.
  • : Champaign endorsed The Virtuous Republic of Orson Welles.
  • : Champaign voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Syria".
  • : Champaign voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Pedagogical Freedom".
  • : Champaign was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Champaign was endorsed by The Virtuous Republic of Orson Welles.
  • : Following new legislation in Champaign, park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers.
  • : Following new legislation in Champaign, local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities.
  • : Following new legislation in Champaign, surveillance cameras are banned.

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