Population | 19.586 billion |
Capital | Chacarrama |
Leader | Galvan |
Faith | All religion |
Currency | Medal |
Animal | Owl |
The Republic of Chavante is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Galvan with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, deadly medical pandemics, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 19.586 billion Chavanteans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Administration, with Welfare and Defense not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chacarrama. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Chavantean economy, worth a remarkable 7,770 trillion Medals a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 396,754 Medals, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,126,290 per year while the poor average 111,635, a ratio of 10.1 to 1.
One can wake up in Chavante and have breakfast in Bigtopia, songwriters compete to see who can come up with the most blasphemous lyrics, the nation's wilderness is only teenage wasteland, and it is widely believed that the first citizen of Chavante was called 'Wild-eyed Daddy-O'. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Chavante's national animal is the Owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is All religion.
Chavante is ranked 209,145th in the world and 5,459th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 37.46328852348 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Chavante, it is widely believed that the first citizen of Chavante was called 'Wild-eyed Daddy-O'.
- : Following new legislation in Chavante, the nation's wilderness is only teenage wasteland.
- : Following new legislation in Chavante, songwriters compete to see who can come up with the most blasphemous lyrics.
- : Following new legislation in Chavante, one can wake up in Chavante and have breakfast in Bigtopia.
- : Following new legislation in Chavante, savvy nightclub-goers know that structurally unsound venues sell the cheapest drinks.
- : Following new legislation in Chavante, vast amounts of energy are expended moving water to hilltop lakes.
- : Following new legislation in Chavante, voting is voluntary.
- : Following new legislation in Chavante, the nation's new flagship trading company deals exclusively in things no one wants.
- : Following new legislation in Chavante, newly synthesized elements' half-lives are a million times shorter than the time it takes to say their names.
- : Following new legislation in Chavante, the industries of Chavante are coughing all the way to the bank.