The Holy **** it's Chaverpsed of Chaverpsed is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by A C with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.104 billion Chavepsedians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — prioritizes Education, although Administration, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rather Large City. The average income tax rate is 91.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Chavepsedian economy, worth 580 trillion newspapers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is 81,707 newspapers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government buildings are being cleansed of anything that might have racist connotations, frat-house partying has become the national pastime, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, and it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chaverpsed's national animal is the rather large bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Chaverpsed is ranked 8,459^th in the world and 355^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 3,549.04 on the Societal Mobility Rating.