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Cheesetonia

Population8.498 billion

CapitalRoquefort
LeaderDoctor Wensleydale

CurrencyChedd
AnimalHolstein Friesian Cow

The Dominion of Cheesetonia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Doctor Wensleydale with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, digital currency, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.498 billion Cheesetonians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Roquefort. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Cheesetonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,525 trillion Chedds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 179,545 Chedds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, nuclear physics is the most popular course at university, and preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cheesetonia's national animal is the Holstein Friesian Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cheesetonia is ranked 189,481st in the world and 7,283rd in The East Pacific for Most Pro-Market, scoring -83.44 on the Rand Index.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 623rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 663rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 882ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 966thMost Pacifist: 997thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,001stLargest Welfare Programs: 1,011thMost Inclusive: 1,048thMost Developed: 1,103rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,103rdMost Advanced Public Education: 1,106thBest Weather: 1,185thNicest Citizens: 1,190thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,203rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,216thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,351stMost Beautiful Environments: 1,462ndSafest: 1,496thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,525thHealthiest Citizens: 1,670thLargest Governments: 1,766thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 2,473rdSmartest Citizens: 2,501stMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,510thLowest Crime Rates: 2,625thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,217thMost Cultured: 4,384thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,421stMost Rebellious Youth: 5,147thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,206thHighest Average Incomes: 8,466thMost Efficient Economies: 8,614thMost Secular: 8,686thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,694thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 10,452ndNudest: 10,486thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,981stMost Income Equality: 12,165thMost Politically Free: 17,574th
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 8th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 16th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 22nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 23rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 25th in the regionMost Developed: 27th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 27th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 29th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 33rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 34th in the regionNicest Citizens: 35th in the regionMost Pacifist: 35th in the regionBest Weather: 39th in the regionLargest Governments: 41st in the regionMost Inclusive: 42nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 45th in the regionSafest: 45th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 48th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 50th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 56th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 67th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 71st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 73rd in the regionTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 100th in the regionMost Cultured: 115th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 122nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 130th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 134th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 167th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 202nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 216th in the regionLargest Populations: 247th in the regionNudest: 283rd in the regionMost Secular: 303rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 316th in the regionMost Politically Free: 362nd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 626th in the regionMost Income Equality: 640th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 708th in the region

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