Population | 9.615 billion |
Capital | Beania |
Leader | The Beanman |
Faith | Beanism |
Currency | Gold Nugget |
Animal | Chicken |
The Federated Theocratic States of Chicken Nuggets and Beans is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Beanman with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, unlimited-speed roads, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 9.615 billion Beanians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beania. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 41.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Chicken Nuggets and Beansian economy, worth a remarkable 2,267 trillion Gold Nuggets a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 235,784 Gold Nuggets, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 748,764 per year while the poor average 56,567, a ratio of 13.2 to 1.
Children are raised bilingual from an early age, military training involves more video games than push-ups, angry disenfranchised AIs attempt to hijack the bodies of comatose hospital patients, and every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chicken Nuggets and Beans's national animal is the Chicken, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Beanism.
Chicken Nuggets and Beans is ranked 20,202nd in the world and 23rd in Spiritus for Most Stationary, with 1,613.034384324 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Chicken Nuggets and Beans, every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor.
- : Following new legislation in Chicken Nuggets and Beans, angry disenfranchised AIs attempt to hijack the bodies of comatose hospital patients.
- : Following new legislation in Chicken Nuggets and Beans, military training involves more video games than push-ups.
- : Chicken Nuggets and Beans voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Airline Safety And Comfort Disclosures".
- : Following new legislation in Chicken Nuggets and Beans, children are raised bilingual from an early age.
- : Following new legislation in Chicken Nuggets and Beans, public urination is on the increase.
- : Following new legislation in Chicken Nuggets and Beans, restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in Chicken Nuggets and Beans.
- : Chicken Nuggets and Beans was reclassified from "Right-wing Utopia" to "Moralistic Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in Chicken Nuggets and Beans, the only things written in the stars are arrest warrants for astrologers.
- : Chicken Nuggets and Beans voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 15 » Oblitus Terras, The Salaxalans, The United Federation of Sealand, The Reformed Union of Canada, Meadow Rise, Kookadobia, Icy Wind, The Potatonic Order, Giruelana, Freemenistan, El Lazaro, Itsik, The Free Lands of Lothlorien, Laseri, and Velykoslaw.