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Most Devout: 222ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 785thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,655th
The Federated Theocratic States of
Moralistic Democracy
What if you wanted to go to heaven, but God said no.
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Chicken Nuggets and Beans

Population9.615 billion

CapitalBeania
LeaderThe Beanman
FaithBeanism

CurrencyGold Nugget
AnimalChicken

The Federated Theocratic States of Chicken Nuggets and Beans is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Beanman with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, unlimited-speed roads, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 9.615 billion Beanians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beania. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 41.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Chicken Nuggets and Beansian economy, worth a remarkable 2,267 trillion Gold Nuggets a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 235,784 Gold Nuggets, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 748,764 per year while the poor average 56,567, a ratio of 13.2 to 1.

Children are raised bilingual from an early age, military training involves more video games than push-ups, angry disenfranchised AIs attempt to hijack the bodies of comatose hospital patients, and every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chicken Nuggets and Beans's national animal is the Chicken, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Beanism.

Chicken Nuggets and Beans is ranked 20,202nd in the world and 23rd in Spiritus for Most Stationary, with 1,613.034384324 days.

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Most Devout: 222ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 785thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,655thMost Cultured: 1,700thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,233rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,385thTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 3,519thRudest Citizens: 3,784thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,801stMost Efficient Economies: 3,908thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,968thLowest Crime Rates: 4,860thHighest Food Quality: 5,033rdSafest: 5,248thMost Influential: 5,481stSmartest Citizens: 6,210thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,288thHighest Average Incomes: 6,398thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,536thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,559thMost Developed: 7,481stLargest Governments: 8,337thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,600thHighest Economic Output: 10,411thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,250thLargest Retail Industry: 13,437thHealthiest Citizens: 13,540thTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 14,922ndMost Armed: 15,297thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,362ndMost Subsidized Industry: 15,685thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,567thMost Patriotic: 18,160thLargest Mining Sector: 18,626thMost Stationary: 20,202ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 21,566thMost Advanced Public Education: 21,673rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 21,830thMost Conservative: 22,437thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 26,001st
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Most Devout: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 6th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Armed: 8th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionMost Conservative: 10th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 10th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 11th in the regionSafest: 11th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 12th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 12th in the regionMost Developed: 12th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 13th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 14th in the regionMost Patriotic: 14th in the regionLargest Governments: 14th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 14th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Chicken Nuggets and Beans, every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor.
  • : Following new legislation in Chicken Nuggets and Beans, angry disenfranchised AIs attempt to hijack the bodies of comatose hospital patients.
  • : Following new legislation in Chicken Nuggets and Beans, military training involves more video games than push-ups.
  • : Chicken Nuggets and Beans voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Airline Safety And Comfort Disclosures".
  • : Following new legislation in Chicken Nuggets and Beans, children are raised bilingual from an early age.
  • : Following new legislation in Chicken Nuggets and Beans, public urination is on the increase.
  • : Following new legislation in Chicken Nuggets and Beans, restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in Chicken Nuggets and Beans.
  • : Chicken Nuggets and Beans was reclassified from "Right-wing Utopia" to "Moralistic Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Chicken Nuggets and Beans, the only things written in the stars are arrest warrants for astrologers.
  • : Chicken Nuggets and Beans voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Realm of the Whispering Winds"".

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