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Nudest: 3,192ndFattest Citizens: 4,651stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,916th
The Armed Republic of
Moralistic Democracy
Gotta catch em all
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Chickennuggetville

Population329 million

CapitalA deathtrap

Currencybabie
Animalearthworm

The Armed Republic of Chickennuggetville is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 329 million Chickennuggetvilleans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of A deathtrap. The average income tax rate is 9.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Chickennuggetvillean economy, worth 31.7 trillion babies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 96,414 babies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The "walk of shame" is now a daily public spectacle, the men in trenchcoats hanging around playgrounds are actually police officers, poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment, and citizens may not "love, honor and obey" anyone except the State. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chickennuggetville's national animal is the earthworm, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Chickennuggetville is ranked 40,386th in the world and 1,770th in Osiris for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 3.91 Bank.

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Nudest: 3,192ndFattest Citizens: 4,651stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,916thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,976thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,079thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,284thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8,569thMost Avoided: 9,244thTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 14,150thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,284thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,271stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,550thLargest Mining Sector: 17,390thLargest Retail Industry: 19,029thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 21,679thMost Secular: 23,457th
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Nudest: 136th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 208th in the regionFattest Citizens: 253rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 338th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 388th in the regionTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 436th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 500th in the regionMost Avoided: 515th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 623rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 666th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Chickennuggetville, citizens may not "love, honor and obey" anyone except the State.
  • : Following new legislation in Chickennuggetville, poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment.
  • : Following new legislation in Chickennuggetville, the men in trenchcoats hanging around playgrounds are actually police officers.
  • : Following new legislation in Chickennuggetville, the "walk of shame" is now a daily public spectacle.
  • : Chickennuggetville lodged a message on the Osiris Regional Message Board.
  • : Chickennuggetville lodged a message on the Osiris Regional Message Board.
  • : Chickennuggetville lodged a message on the Osiris Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Chickennuggetville, foundling babies rarely make it off the doorsteps they are abandoned on.
  • : Following new legislation in Chickennuggetville, military training in Chickennuggetville emphasizes the tactical advantages of stabbing backs.
  • : Following new legislation in Chickennuggetville, the masses are surrendering their civil liberties without complaint for the sake of shopping convenience.

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