The Nasty Side of Child Care Workers is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by the Master Punisher with an iron fist, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 28.572 billion Crazed Lunatics are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kiddie Coral. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Child Care Looney economy, worth an astonishing 16,706 trillion Beatings a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 584,700 Beatings, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,655,746 per year while the poor average 39,755, a ratio of 92.0 to 1.

Members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods, a rusted hulk in Kiddie Coral harbour has been voted the worst eyesore in Canada, children are seen fighting in the playground for bread scraps that fall out of diamond-encrusted lunchboxes, and rag-wearing teachers are often mistaken for homeless people. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Child Care Workers's national animal is the Little Brat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is BDSM.

Child Care Workers is ranked 242,389^th in the world and 179^th in Canada for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 2.71 Tourists Per Hour.