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Most Conservative: 5,522ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,733rdMost Authoritarian: 10,150th
The Armed Republic of
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Chimpia

Population388 million

CurrencyHuman Organs
AnimalEnslaved Humans that Try to Face Us

The Armed Republic of Chimpia is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its triple-decker prams, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 388 million Chimps are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.8%.

The Chimpian economy, worth 19.9 trillion Human Organs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 51,336 Human Organs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 154,181 per year while the poor average 13,344, a ratio of 11.6 to 1.

The government terminates employment with extreme prejudice, illegal moonshine operations get taken out with laser-guided airstrikes, government-sponsored gallows are being erected by Violetist temples, and it's not mass murder when the government does it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chimpia's national animal is the Enslaved Humans that Try to Face Us, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Chimpia is ranked 131,477th in the world and 4,384th in the West Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 336.69 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Most Conservative: 5,522ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,733rdMost Authoritarian: 10,150thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,258thTop
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Most Avoided: 11,484thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,277thMost Ignorant Citizens: 16,219thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20,183rdMost Devout: 20,662nd
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 151st in the regionMost Avoided: 217th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 249th in the regionMost Conservative: 251st in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 360th in the regionLargest Black Market: 393rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 408th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 420th in the regionMost Devout: 453rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 465th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 465th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 560th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 564th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Chimpia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Chimpia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Chimpia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Chimpia was endorsed by The Devastation of Cro Magnon.
  • : Chimpia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements and the Top 10% for Most Devout.
  • : Following new legislation in Chimpia, it's not mass murder when the government does it.
  • : Following new legislation in Chimpia, government-sponsored gallows are being erected by Violetist temples.
  • : Following new legislation in Chimpia, illegal moonshine operations get taken out with laser-guided airstrikes.
  • : Chimpia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Iran"".
  • : Chimpia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Language and Education Rights for Deaf Individuals".

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