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Most Patriotic: 642ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 719thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 726th
The Queendom of
Authoritarian Democracy
Glory to dragonkind
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Chocolate Dragonia

Population7.892 billion

CurrencyDragon Coins
AnimalValkyria

The Queendom of Chocolate Dragonia is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 7.892 billion Dragons are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The tiny, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 6.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Chocolate Dragonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,973 trillion Dragon Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 250,057 Dragon Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit, the jails are alive with the sound of birdsong, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings, and you're only as old as you feel. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chocolate Dragonia's national animal is the Valkyria, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Chocolate Dragonia is ranked 40,633rd in the world and 16th in The Rejected Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,106.13239624148 days.

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Most Patriotic: 642ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 719thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 726thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 755thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,035thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,169thMost Devout: 1,377thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,929thLargest Mining Sector: 2,376thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 4,738thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,759thHighest Average Incomes: 5,348thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5,739thMost Avoided: 6,174thLargest Black Market: 6,835thNudest: 9,144thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,269thLowest Crime Rates: 11,924thHealthiest Citizens: 12,047thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12,187thHighest Economic Output: 12,562ndTop
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Smartest Citizens: 17,402ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18,395thMost Armed: 18,982ndMost Efficient Economies: 19,658thMost Influential: 24,685th
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 16th in the regionMost Avoided: 20th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 20th in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 32nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 43rd in the regionNudest: 45th in the regionMost Devout: 48th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 49th in the regionMost Politically Free: 49th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 59th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 60th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Chocolate Dragonia, you're only as old as you feel.
  • : Following new legislation in Chocolate Dragonia, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings.
  • : Following new legislation in Chocolate Dragonia, the jails are alive with the sound of birdsong.
  • : Following new legislation in Chocolate Dragonia, pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit.
  • : Following new legislation in Chocolate Dragonia, the government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association.
  • : Following new legislation in Chocolate Dragonia, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Leader's bedroom.
  • : Chocolate Dragonia was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Authoritarian Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Chocolate Dragonia, the upper class have been throwing riots after hunting was recently banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Chocolate Dragonia, newspapers and TV broadcasters are given a list of 'acceptable words'.
  • : Following new legislation in Chocolate Dragonia, prisoners due for execution often use their final statement to complain about soggy bread rolls.

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