Population | 7.892 billion |
Currency | Dragon Coins |
Animal | Valkyria |
The Queendom of Chocolate Dragonia is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 7.892 billion Dragons are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The tiny, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 6.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Chocolate Dragonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,973 trillion Dragon Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 250,057 Dragon Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
Pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit, the jails are alive with the sound of birdsong, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings, and you're only as old as you feel. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chocolate Dragonia's national animal is the Valkyria, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Chocolate Dragonia is ranked 40,633rd in the world and 16th in The Rejected Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,106.13239624148 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Chocolate Dragonia, you're only as old as you feel.
- : Following new legislation in Chocolate Dragonia, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings.
- : Following new legislation in Chocolate Dragonia, the jails are alive with the sound of birdsong.
- : Following new legislation in Chocolate Dragonia, pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit.
- : Following new legislation in Chocolate Dragonia, the government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association.
- : Following new legislation in Chocolate Dragonia, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Leader's bedroom.
- : Chocolate Dragonia was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Authoritarian Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in Chocolate Dragonia, the upper class have been throwing riots after hunting was recently banned.
- : Following new legislation in Chocolate Dragonia, newspapers and TV broadcasters are given a list of 'acceptable words'.
- : Following new legislation in Chocolate Dragonia, prisoners due for execution often use their final statement to complain about soggy bread rolls.