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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2ndMost Primitive: 111thMost Ignorant Citizens: 123rd
The Orwellian Police State of
Psychotic Dictatorship
If you break the law, the law shall break YOU!
Influence
Handshaker
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Chuching

Population8.379 billion

CapitalRachutchil
LeaderArch-Generalissimo Romanus Chutch
FaithTyrannic Enlightenment

Currencychuchcha
Animalslave

The Orwellian Police State of Chuching is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Arch-Generalissimo Romanus Chutch with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, teetotalling pirates, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.379 billion Chuchingiai are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is effectively ruled by the Department of Law & Order, although Administration and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and Education receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rachutchil. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Chuchingian economy, worth a remarkable 1,755 trillion chuchchas a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Uranium Mining and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 209,543 chuchchas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Vaccinations are mandatory, trade deals are born to the sound of a royal woman's anguished screams, minefields are being deployed along the border to discourage potential emigrants from trying to leave, and wedding bands come in pairs to form wedding manacles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Chuching's national animal is the slave, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Tyrannic Enlightenment.

Chuching is ranked 206,334th in the world and 152nd in Psychotic Dictatorships for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -26.68 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2ndMost Primitive: 111thMost Ignorant Citizens: 123rdMost Corrupt Governments: 208thMost Subsidized Industry: 218thMost Devout: 398thLowest Crime Rates: 600thMost Valuable International Artwork: 691stLargest Black Market: 834thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,006thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 2,286thMost Conservative: 2,507thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,835thLargest Governments: 3,550thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,080thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,115thHighest Average Incomes: 5,511thMost Efficient Economies: 5,997thMost Authoritarian: 6,433rdMost Avoided: 6,985thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,022ndLargest Mining Sector: 7,690thHighest Economic Output: 8,804thTop
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Most Stationary: 11,396thHealthiest Citizens: 11,573rdBest Weather: 11,681stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18,006thMost Influential: 20,058thMost Extreme: 20,668th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Primitive: 4th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 9th in the regionLargest Black Market: 9th in the regionMost Devout: 10th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Populations: 11th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 13th in the regionBest Weather: 14th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Chuching, wedding bands come in pairs to form wedding manacles.
  • : Following new legislation in Chuching, minefields are being deployed along the border to discourage potential emigrants from trying to leave.
  • : Following new legislation in Chuching, trade deals are born to the sound of a royal woman's anguished screams.
  • : Following new legislation in Chuching, vaccinations are mandatory.
  • : Following new legislation in Chuching, soldiers go to war dressed in cassocks and robes.
  • : Following new legislation in Chuching, no true communist is an unbeliever.
  • : Following new legislation in Chuching, posing for pictures is an integral part of military training.
  • : Following new legislation in Chuching, heirs who take too long in the bathroom are declared missing and presumed dead.
  • : Following new legislation in Chuching, the nation's new currency features full-length portraits of Arch-Generalissimo Romanus Chutch in ermine and velvet garb.
  • : Following new legislation in Chuching, endocrinology is a rapidly growing field of study.

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