The Kingdom of Ciffeer is a colossal, genial nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 9.521 billion Ciffeerians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ciffeer City. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Ciffeerian economy, worth a remarkable 1,904 trillion Urhals a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 199,990 Urhals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

AI citizens are criticized for being robotic, trust-fund babies line up for places in community college, the nation was recently voted as the most stylish in Osiris, and students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ciffeer's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ciffeer is ranked 2,291^st in the world and 96^th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 139.87 law-abiding acts per hour.