The United Kingdom of Clarence-Voslage is a huge, safe nation, notable for its digital currency, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 601 million Clarence-Voslageans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Griswall City. The average income tax rate is 70.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Clarence-Voslagean economy, worth 60.1 trillion Voslagian marks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 100,013 Voslagian marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is constantly producing new maps to accommodate the continual renaming of cities, bustling back-alley clinics treat everything from sports injuries to angina, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities, and the nation doesn't need to go to war in order to acquire new territory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Clarence-Voslage's national animal is the pigeon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Clarence-Voslage is ranked 59,851^st in the world and 2,025^th in The East Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 73.9 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.