Population | 14.169 billion |
Currency | Dollar |
Animal | Black Bear |
The People's Republic of Clarksdale is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 14.169 billion Clarksdaleans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 42.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Clarksdalean economy, worth a remarkable 2,115 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 149,283 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.
Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested, Leader's reputation is hard as nails, the nation's faithful often say there is a higher power watching over them, and judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Clarksdale's national animal is the Black Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Clarksdale is ranked 141,892nd in the world and 11th in Mississippi for Most Stationary, with 197.31891538248 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Clarksdale, judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend.
- : Following new legislation in Clarksdale, the nation's faithful often say there is a higher power watching over them.
- : Following new legislation in Clarksdale, Leader's reputation is hard as nails.
- : Following new legislation in Clarksdale, Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested.
- : Following new legislation in Clarksdale, foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country.
- : Clarksdale was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Clarksdale, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky.
- : Following new legislation in Clarksdale, maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords.
- : Following new legislation in Clarksdale, black market eau de toilette is made in bathroom labs across the nation.
- : Following new legislation in Clarksdale, citizens can freely debate whether Leader is a great leader or the greatest leader.