The United Kingdom of Climeria is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Tiago Malkian with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.124 billion Climerians are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Climmer. The average income tax rate is 32.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Climerian economy, worth 142 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 126,648 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

A soldier's body is a temple, anti-riot police are dispatched whenever two elderly ladies gather to complain that prices have increased, books are so highly regarded in Climeria that libraries are often revered as holy shrines, and men avoid even so much as looking at female colleagues. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Climeria's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Logic.

Climeria is ranked 85,016^th in the world and 3,721^st in The North Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 2,998.91 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.