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Most Armed: 228thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 268thHighest Crime Rates: 269th
The Cargo Port of
Capitalist Paradise
We Deliver Prosperity.Your Vital Link to World Trade.
CEO Natalie Porter
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Cobleck Weleis

Population3.635 billion

LeaderCEO Natalie Porter

CurrencyShipping container
Animalleopard 🐆

The Cargo Port of Cobleck Weleis is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by CEO Natalie Porter with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 3.635 billion Welexians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, with Defense also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Liloy. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Cobleck Welexian economy, worth a remarkable 1,076 trillion Shipping containers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 296,129 Shipping containers, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 931,554 per year while the poor average 72,027, a ratio of 12.9 to 1.

Tesco was recently named as the new national treasurer, there's a lot of hot air coming from the Capitol Building, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools, and maintaining economic growth is no laughing matter. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Cobleck Weleis's national animal is the leopard 🐆, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Cobleck Weleis is ranked 202,567th in the world and 8,880th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -546.58 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Armed: 228thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 268thHighest Crime Rates: 269thRudest Citizens: 296thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 309thLargest Retail Industry: 329thLargest Gambling Industry: 367thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 405thFattest Citizens: 412thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 504thMost Influential: 512thHighest Disposable Incomes: 674thMost Avoided: 679thMost Efficient Economies: 747thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,120thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,484thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,679thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,810thHighest Average Incomes: 2,036thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,065thTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 2,282ndMost Subsidized Industry: 2,653rdLargest Mining Sector: 2,749thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,801stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,263rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,315thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,410thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,272ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,546thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,700thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,070thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,497thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,682ndTop
Most Secular: 13,473rdMost Pro-Market: 13,694thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14,212thMost Cultured: 15,017thHighest Economic Output: 15,706thHighest Drug Use: 19,274thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 20,134thSmartest Citizens: 20,555th
Most Armed: 9th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9th in the regionFattest Citizens: 11th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 13th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 13th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 13th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 16th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 17th in the regionMost Avoided: 18th in the regionRudest Citizens: 20th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 24th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 29th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 38th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 44th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 63rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 66th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 72nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 75th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 85th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 98th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 111th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 147th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 149th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 155th in the regionMost Influential: 165th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 166th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 192nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 211th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 238th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 252nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 256th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 348th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 450th in the regionTop
Highest Drug Use: 469th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 506th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 548th in the regionLargest Black Market: 673rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 724th in the regionMost Secular: 731st in the regionMost Cultured: 752nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cobleck Weleis, maintaining economic growth is no laughing matter.
  • : Following new legislation in Cobleck Weleis, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Cobleck Weleis, there's a lot of hot air coming from the Capitol Building.
  • : Following new legislation in Cobleck Weleis, Tesco was recently named as the new national treasurer.
  • : Cobleck Weleis was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Cobleck Weleis was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Cobleck Weleis was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Cobleck Weleis, the studies of art and philosophy are banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Cobleck Weleis, Jennifer Government is a bestseller.
  • : Following new legislation in Cobleck Weleis, the nation frequently scolds its subject territories for staying up past bedtime.


World Assembly

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