The Free Lands of Coffin-Breathe is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by primus inter pares with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 24.36 billion Coffin-Breathren are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Coffin-Breathish economy, worth a remarkable 4,061 trillion needlesses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 166,709 needlesses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts, organ donation is compulsory, polling place volunteers are suddenly opening a huge number of offshore bank accounts, and burning twigs to keep warm while lost in the wild is now a felony. Crime is totally unknown. Coffin-Breathe's national animal is the homo sapiens, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is there are no gods.

Coffin-Breathe is ranked 360^th in the world and 1^st in Greifenreservat for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 31,708.14 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.