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Most Advanced Public Education: 360thMost Pacifist: 602ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 622nd
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Coffin-Breathe

Population24.36 billion

Leaderprimus inter pares
Faiththere are no gods

Currencyneedless
Animalhomo sapiens

The Free Lands of Coffin-Breathe is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by primus inter pares with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 24.36 billion Coffin-Breathren are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Coffin-Breathish economy, worth a remarkable 4,061 trillion needlesses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 166,709 needlesses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts, organ donation is compulsory, polling place volunteers are suddenly opening a huge number of offshore bank accounts, and burning twigs to keep warm while lost in the wild is now a felony. Crime is totally unknown. Coffin-Breathe's national animal is the homo sapiens, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is there are no gods.

Coffin-Breathe is ranked 360th in the world and 1st in Greifenreservat for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 31,708.14 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Most Advanced Public Education: 360thMost Pacifist: 602ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 622ndLargest Publishing Industry: 696thMost Rebellious Youth: 766thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 791stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 826thLeast Corrupt Governments: 831stMost Developed: 883rdMost Cultured: 970thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,040thHealthiest Citizens: 1,040thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,049thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,086thSmartest Citizens: 1,224thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,259thMost Secular: 1,259thSafest: 1,378thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,594thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,706thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,832ndNicest Citizens: 1,980thLargest Governments: 2,364thTop
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Best Weather: 2,625thHighest Economic Output: 2,885thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,921stMost Inclusive: 3,049thLowest Crime Rates: 3,386thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,237thLargest Populations: 4,397thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,648thHighest Average Incomes: 10,808thTop
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Most Influential: 13,402ndMost Efficient Economies: 16,817thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,016thMost Income Equality: 22,235th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Coffin-Breathe, burning twigs to keep warm while lost in the wild is now a felony.
  • : Following new legislation in Coffin-Breathe, polling place volunteers are suddenly opening a huge number of offshore bank accounts.
  • : Following new legislation in Coffin-Breathe, organ donation is compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in Coffin-Breathe, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts.
  • : Following new legislation in Coffin-Breathe, government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy.
  • : Following new legislation in Coffin-Breathe, police struggle to solve crimes due to the lack of fingerprint records.
  • : Following new legislation in Coffin-Breathe, gossip magazines have pictures of primus inter pares sunbathing on the beach with political rivals.
  • : Following new legislation in Coffin-Breathe, the nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere.
  • : Following new legislation in Coffin-Breathe, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads.
  • : Following new legislation in Coffin-Breathe, evasive politicians don't fail to strongly commit to not committing to a course of non-inaction.

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