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Largest Agricultural Sector: 7thLargest Publishing Industry: 30thMost Cultured: 76th
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Colonino

Population31.311 billion

CapitalKlamath Falls
LeaderCrispin Knightslayer
FaithSikhism

Currencybouillon
Animalblack tale deer

The Grand State of Colonino is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Crispin Knightslayer with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, ubiquitous missile silos, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 31.311 billion Coloninoans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Klamath Falls. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Coloninoan economy, worth an astonishing 11,391 trillion bouillons a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 363,831 bouillons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Voting is voluntary, foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election", the main interest rates change daily based on the latest news story, and incarcerated crime lords manage their empires from massage tables. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Colonino's national animal is the black tale deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sikhism.

Colonino is ranked 423rd in the world and 2nd in Macfora Forever for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 13,918.67 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 7thLargest Publishing Industry: 30thMost Cultured: 76thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 155thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 182ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 198thMost Beautiful Environments: 216thHighest Economic Output: 305thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 321stMost Stationary: 339thSafest: 345thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 354thHighest Disposable Incomes: 355thHighest Poor Incomes: 364thMost Developed: 404thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 423rdBest Weather: 465thLongest Average Lifespans: 465thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 481stHealthiest Citizens: 482ndMost Efficient Economies: 524thSmartest Citizens: 664thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 687thRudest Citizens: 949thHighest Average Incomes: 1,060thLargest Retail Industry: 1,145thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,276thLargest Populations: 1,780thMost Armed: 1,887thTop
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Largest Governments: 2,129thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,349thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,395thMost Devout: 3,505thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,647thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,891stMost Advanced Public Education: 5,169thMost Influential: 5,924thLowest Crime Rates: 6,190thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,554thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,688thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,274thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,565thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 13,094thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,135thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,530th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Colonino, incarcerated crime lords manage their empires from massage tables.
  • : Following new legislation in Colonino, the main interest rates change daily based on the latest news story.
  • : Following new legislation in Colonino, foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election".
  • : Colonino voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Wallenburg".
  • : Following new legislation in Colonino, voting is voluntary.
  • : Following new legislation in Colonino, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order.
  • : Colonino voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Wartime Journalism Protection Act"".
  • : Following new legislation in Colonino, the most penniless demographics have by far the highest number of researchers per capita.
  • : Colonino voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Nuremgard".
  • : Following new legislation in Colonino, the tenet of free speech is held dear.

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