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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 443rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 518thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 673rd
The Dictatorship of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Freedom is Slavery
Queen Bluebell II
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Comfed

Population1.689 billion

CapitalOkatarin
LeaderQueen Bluebell II
FaithFrisbeetarianism

CurrencyGolden Biscuit
Animalmantis shrimp

The Dictatorship of Comfed is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Bluebell II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, zero percent divorce rate, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.689 billion Comfedians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Okatarin. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The very strong Comfedian economy, worth 303 trillion Golden Biscuits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 179,980 Golden Biscuits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

The relatives of suicide victims tend to be angry rather than sad, children as young as eight can be found working in factories, the carbon tax fund gladly supplies warm blankets when the poor can't pay their heating bills, and anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Comfed's national animal is the mantis shrimp, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Frisbeetarianism.

Comfed is ranked 42,224th in the world and 1,647th in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,688.39 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 443rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 518thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 673rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,297thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,615thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,138thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,182ndTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,825thLowest Crime Rates: 3,452ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,530thMost Influential: 3,960thMost Devout: 4,041stBest Weather: 4,732ndMost Authoritarian: 4,876thMost Conservative: 5,009thLargest Governments: 5,040thLargest Black Market: 5,562ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,219thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,768thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,830thHighest Average Incomes: 8,805thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,163rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,378thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 12,151stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,437thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,777thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,388thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,349thMost Extreme: 19,463rd
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 37th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 57th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 62nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 78th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 85th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 94th in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 153rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 179th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 185th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 197th in the regionMost Conservative: 221st in the regionLargest Black Market: 249th in the regionLargest Governments: 261st in the regionBest Weather: 278th in the regionMost Extreme: 298th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 305th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 318th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 400th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 425th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 431st in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 502nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 593rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 681st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 691st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 737th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 795th in the region

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