Population | 149 million |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | eagle |
The United Socialist States of Communal Americana is a very large, safe nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, avant-garde cinema, and compulsory military service. The democratic population of 149 million Communal Americans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 62.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but underdeveloped Communal Americanan economy, worth 4.48 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 30,061 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation', cases of disease among the civilian population dwindle as civilian population dwindles, group photos of the members of parliament are often mistaken for family reunions, and soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Communal Americana's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
Communal Americana is ranked 204,169th in the world and 1,019th in Europe for Nudest, with 110.25 cheeks per square mile.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Communal Americana, soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers.
- : Following new legislation in Communal Americana, group photos of the members of parliament are often mistaken for family reunions.
- : Following new legislation in Communal Americana, cases of disease among the civilian population dwindle as civilian population dwindles.
- : Following new legislation in Communal Americana, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation'.
- : Following new legislation in Communal Americana, male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness'.
- : Following new legislation in Communal Americana, social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks.
- : Following new legislation in Communal Americana, street crime is on the rise as police officers spend most of their time in prisons.
- : Following new legislation in Communal Americana, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene.
- : Following new legislation in Communal Americana, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry.
- : Following new legislation in Communal Americana, cinemas play art-house movies to ever-shrinking audiences as film critics rule the industry.