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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,114thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,211thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,647th
The People's Republic of
Father Knows Best State
Бутун елкелерин пролетарлары, бирлешин!
Influence
Contender
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Rare

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Communist Azerbaijan

Population14.742 billion

CapitalBaku

CurrencyRouble
AnimalKarabakh horse

The People's Republic of Communist Azerbaijan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 14.742 billion Azerbaijanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baku. The average income tax rate is 87.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Azerbaijanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,114 trillion Roubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is 75,572 Roubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, Bigtopian relations have become a minefield, the same 14742 social media bloggers always loudly and immediately agree with Leader's every word on Twitcher, and citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Communist Azerbaijan's national animal is the Karabakh horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Communist Azerbaijan is ranked 12,136th in the world and 6th in International Socialism for Most Secular, with 88.15 Atheism Rate.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,114thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,211thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,647thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,487thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,922ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,804thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,816thTop
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Nicest Citizens: 11,225thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,683rdMost Secular: 12,136thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,712thLargest Populations: 14,699thHighest Economic Output: 15,268thMost Inclusive: 16,602ndLowest Crime Rates: 16,800thBest Weather: 17,180thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,299thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,394thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,176thLargest Governments: 18,966thMost Stationary: 19,780thMost Beautiful Environments: 20,205thMost Corrupt Governments: 20,263rdLongest Average Lifespans: 20,396thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21,253rd
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Communist Azerbaijan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : Communist Azerbaijan's influence in International Socialism rose from "Truckler" to "Contender".
  • : Communist Azerbaijan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Communist Azerbaijan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Communist Azerbaijan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Communist Azerbaijan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
  • : Communist Azerbaijan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Communist Azerbaijan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular and Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : Communist Azerbaijan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Communist Azerbaijan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens and Nicest Citizens and the Top 10% for Most Cultured and Healthiest Citizens.

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