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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,026thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,977thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,083rd
The Sea of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
It's sea
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Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Communist Beijing Must be China

Population6.149 billion

CapitalDegradja-Snadja-Kavren
Leaderh̵̅͐͋̽̾̀̂̒͒̓͒̒̽̉͐̀͊̐̇̄͆̓̍̍̍͋͆͒̉̆̊̆̑̚̚͝͝͝
FaithThat Asteroid

CurrencySen Paier
AnimalRed Admiral Butterfly

The Sea of Communist Beijing Must be China is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by h̵̅͐͋̽̾̀̂̒͒̓͒̒̽̉͐̀͊̐̇̄͆̓̍̍̍͋͆͒̉̆̊̆̑̚̚͝͝͝ with an even hand, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, pith helmet sales, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, devout population of 6.149 billion pwjbpwbpbpj have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Degradja-Snadja-Kavren. The average income tax rate is 79.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient h̵̅͐͋̽̾̀̂̒͒̓͒̒̽̉͐̀͊̐̇̄͆̓̍̍̍͋͆͒̉̆̊̆̑̚̚͝͝͝ economy, worth 867 trillion Sen Paiers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 141,040 Sen Paiers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's historic treasures have been sold off to Maxtopia's "Museum of H̵̅͐͋̽̾̀̂̒͒̓͒̒̽̉͐̀͊̐̇̄͆̓̍̍̍͋͆͒̉̆̊̆̑̚̚͝͝͝ Artifacts That They're Too Stupid to Appreciate", preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime, politicians and casino owners who so much as wander into the same room are arrested on the spot, and untold millions of Sen Paiers are going into a new government-funded maternity leave scheme. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Communist Beijing Must be China's national animal is the Red Admiral Butterfly, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is That Asteroid.

Communist Beijing Must be China is ranked 67,312th in the world and 992nd in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 706.2286105134 days.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 352nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 382nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 507th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 567th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 587th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 651st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 659th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 675th in the region

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