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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,295thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,204thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,290th
The People's Republic of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Пралетарыі ўсіх краін, яднайцеся!
Influence
Contender
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Communist Belorus

Population14.805 billion

CapitalMinsk

CurrencyRouble
AnimalEuropean bison

The People's Republic of Communist Belorus is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its public floggings, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 14.805 billion Belorussians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Minsk. The average income tax rate is 91.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Belorussian economy, worth a remarkable 1,433 trillion Roubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Cheese Exports. Average income is 96,816 Roubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving, busy commuters no longer hear the cries of "I want some more!" on the nation's streets, all the playground's a stage for Belorussian schoolchildren, and on-call doctors who check their pagers during movies are banned from cinemas for life. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Communist Belorus's national animal is the European bison, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Communist Belorus is ranked 56,570th in the world and 13th in International Socialism for Most Secular, with 23.52 Atheism Rate.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 4,204thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,290thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,704thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,809thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,318thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,643rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,383rdTop
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Highest Economic Output: 11,459thLargest Governments: 12,103rdMost Advanced Public Education: 12,759thLargest Populations: 14,507thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,375thLowest Crime Rates: 15,466thMost Developed: 15,513thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,156thMost Corrupt Governments: 17,230thNicest Citizens: 17,355thLongest Average Lifespans: 18,967thMost Inclusive: 19,105thMost Stationary: 19,781stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19,796thMost Beautiful Environments: 19,993rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 20,273rd
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Communist Belorus's influence in International Socialism rose from "Truckler" to "Contender".
  • : Communist Belorus was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Communist Belorus was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : Communist Belorus was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Communist Belorus was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : Communist Belorus was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Communist Belorus was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output and Most Advanced Public Education and the Top 10% for Most Cultured and Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Communist Belorus was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Communist Belorus was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Communist Belorus was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.

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