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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,927thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,800thMost Primitive: 9,180th
The People's Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Pygytelegejnin Proletarlarpolgas Tarlatkanaratarkatznar
Influence
Truckler
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Average

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Communist Tuva

Population12.252 billion

CapitalKyzyl
LeaderSaruik-Dongak-Chuimba

Currencyaksha
AnimalSteppe Charger

The People's Republic of Communist Tuva is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Saruik-Dongak-Chuimba with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 12.252 billion Tuvans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kyzyl. The average income tax rate is 68.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Tuvan economy, worth 995 trillion akshas a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 81,227 akshas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators, truancy officers have a hard time catching children trained in advanced camouflage skills, printing out government documents requires the approval of at least three admins, and tuba players are paid to quietly whisper into their instruments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Communist Tuva's national animal is the Steppe Charger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Communist Tuva is ranked 162,074th in the world and 13th in International Socialism for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -6.16 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,927thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,800thMost Primitive: 9,180thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 11,430thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11,589thNicest Citizens: 11,826thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,482ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,104thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14,423rdHighest Economic Output: 16,993rdMost Subsidized Industry: 17,084thMost Inclusive: 17,703rdMost Stationary: 20,230thLargest Populations: 20,467th
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionNudest: 4th in the region

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  • : Communist Tuva was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Communist Tuva was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Communist Tuva was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Communist Tuva was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Communist Tuva was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Communist Tuva was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Communist Tuva was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Communist Tuva was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Communist Tuva was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
  • : Communist Tuva was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.

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