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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 213thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 326thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 343rd
The Советский Союз of
Psychotic Dictatorship
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Communo-Slavocia

Population8.922 billion

CapitalМосква
LeaderГригорий Антонович

CurrencyРубль
AnimalМедведь

The Советский Союз of Communo-Slavocia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Григорий Антонович with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.922 billion Communo-Slavs are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Москва. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Communo-Slavocian economy, worth a remarkable 3,655 trillion Рубльs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 409,740 Рубльs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire, anti-tourism militias patrol the borders, being sent to collections is more dangerous than ever, and shipping canals are a bit like unimaginative cheese shops -- filled with debris. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Communo-Slavocia's national animal is the Медведь, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Communo-Slavocia is ranked 36,044th in the world and 5th in Slavija for Most Stationary, with 1,252.33977489092 days.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 213thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 326thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 343rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 356thHighest Poor Incomes: 624thMost Patriotic: 775thLargest Black Market: 911thLargest Agricultural Sector: 944thHighest Average Incomes: 1,010thMost Armed: 1,177thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,370thLowest Crime Rates: 1,671stMost Secular: 1,975thLargest Governments: 2,489thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,902ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,934thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 3,228thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,313thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,466thMost Developed: 3,616thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,619thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,714thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,046thLargest Mining Sector: 4,779thHighest Economic Output: 5,453rdSmartest Citizens: 6,171stMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,076thMost Influential: 7,916thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,008thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,037thHealthiest Citizens: 8,494thLargest Insurance Industry: 9,189thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,377thMost Authoritarian: 9,673rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,678thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,509thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,691stMost Conservative: 11,884thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,938thMost Efficient Economies: 13,707thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,839thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,088thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 16,955thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 26,596th
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Communo-Slavocia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Communo-Slavocia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Helplines for Victims of Domestic Abuse".
  • : Communo-Slavocia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Communo-Slavocia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Communo-Slavocia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Reducing Light Pollution".
  • : Communo-Slavocia lodged a message on the Slavija Regional Message Board.
  • : Communo-Slavocia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Aerospace Sovereignty Act".
  • : Communo-Slavocia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Injunct Philippines".
  • : Communo-Slavocia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombified and the Top 10% for Most Zombies.
  • : Vladilan was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from Communo-Slavocia, infecting 6 million survivors.

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