by Max Barry

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Most Devout: 3,181st Most Advanced Defense Forces: 4,783rd Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5,408th
The Dainheim of
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Population5.72 billion

LeaderHákonungur Eolande

Currencysilfur flís
AnimalGlow Spirte

The Dainheim of Condain is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Hákonungur Eolande with an iron fist, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, ritual sacrifices, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.72 billion Dain Faes are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Spirituality, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Glóaviđ. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 89.4%.

The Condainian economy, worth 357 trillion silfur flís a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 62,529 silfur flís, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.

Takeaway food bought on the weekend now comes with fifty percent more sweat and tears, foreign leaders never seem to want to shake hands with Hákonungur Eolande, weather reports simply advise Dain Faes to 'look outside', and Hákonungur Eolande has been seen stealthily slicing fifths off bread loaves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Condain's national animal is the Glow Spirte, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ljósiđ.

Condain is ranked 146,865th in the world and 112th in The Alterran Republic for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -12.85 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

Most Devout: 3,181stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,783rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,408thMost Influential: 7,154thTop
Largest Black Market: 7,924thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,001stHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,281stMost Corrupt Governments: 9,251stMost Ignorant Citizens: 11,133rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,035thMost Cultured: 13,309thLargest Governments: 15,318th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Influential: 8th in the regionMost Devout: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 9th in the regionLargest Black Market: 10th in the region

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